Thursday, January 19, 2006

And now, just days after the mysterious boob bruise, a MYSTERIOUS FOREARM BRUISE, roughly the size of one of those big grapes with the seeds inside that are always cheap and available at bodegas with cats that run around.


Will be drawing up a will this week, if I last that long. If anyone has any requests, please let me know. I've seen several of you eyeing my white chain-link handbag, while others might prefer my working model of the guillotine. Please, friends, don't be shy. I don't want to leave anyone out.

PS: If any of you are doctors that would like to tell me I am not dying of leukemia, this will also be welcome.


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