Tuesday, October 25, 2005


I have two very thrilling things to inform you of!

1. The world-premiere of my BRAND-NEW play, SEQUINS FOR SATAN, will be open for your viewing pleasure on November 15 and 16 at 8pm!

you must come oh yes you must! it has chasidim and deranged little boys, tennessee williams' grandmas and Cabalists, songs and dances and squirrels and the one and only LIZA MINELLLI, playing a burn victim! if you don't see this play you will be sorry forever, and the secrets of the universe will never be unlocked for you, no matter how much you pray and listen to Madonna. never, never, never. and i for one, can't wait to see you there!

by Rachel Shukert
directed by Mr. Stephen Brackett
gowns by This Old Thing?

November 15 and 16 at 8pm
Under St. Mark's Theater
94 St. Mark's Place (between 1st and A)

featuring: Mr. Reginald Veneziano, Mr. Michael Crichton, Mr. Justin Tranter, Miss Lacey Langston, Miss Rachel Shukert, Mr. Benjamin Abramowitz, Mr. Jake Margolin, Mr. Joe McCanta, Miss Vanessa Sparling, and you!

2. My very exciting story about the oral sex habits of the Jewess is featured in the latest issue of Heeb magazine! check out the website at www.heebmagazine.com and buy it, wherever you buy magazines! Miss Sarah Silverman is featured on the cover!

I hope you will take it upon yourself to participate in at least one of these wonderful things. see you soon!

bye for now!

rachel Shukert


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