Friday, August 12, 2005

What We Learned in Our Sleep Last Night

1. Prison camp is a lot more fun if Johnny Depp is there.
2. Prison camp is a lot more fun if you remember the beer ahead of time.
3. While prison camp isn't all bad, one must remember that still, one is in prison and not be too mouthy to the guards.
4. Johnny Depp is not omniscient.
5. However, he has very nice shoulders and hips. When he holds me, I feel very safe.
6. My Hebrew School prinicpal and fashion legend Valentino had a terrible falling out in Capri in their youth, a feud that persists to this day.
7. This war! This damned war!

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