Don't you love how this is formatted to resemble a Very Meaningful Poem?

Excuse
Me a Very
Meaning-
Ful
Poem.

Come to the show! Kom! Venez!


Join us Friday Night, April 28 at 11PM
at
The Delancey
(Up on the roof!)
168 Delancey
between Clinton and Attorney

to celebrate the opening of
"Bloody Mary"


Third Man Productions presents

BLOODY MARY: A Comedy of Tragic Proportions

written by Rachel Shukert
directed by Stephen Brackett
produced by Cormac Bluestone, Ian Unterman
and Third Man Productions

WHERE:
Clemente Soto Velez Cultural Center
107 Suffolk Street
J, M, F, Z Trains to Delancey St.

Opening Night
April 28th @ 8pm

Runs Wednesday through Sunday @ 8pm
April 28th to May 13th

Ticket price: $18
Tickets available online at www.smarttix.com or (212) 868-4444

Check out Bloody Mary at www.myspace.com/BloodyMarytheplay for teaser!

Cast:
Jeff Addiss, Adam Arian, James Caldwell, Sam Forman, Edi Gathegi, Colin Gilroy,
Chris Hale, Van Hansis, Jo Hudson, Madeline Maby, Benjamin Pelteson, Evan
Shafran, Kristin Slaysman, Danie Streisand, Allison Tigard, Ian Unterman,
Reginald Veneziano, Audrey Lynn Weston and Raina Wildenberg.

Scenic Design --- Drew Boyce
Lighting Design --- Anjeanette Stokes
Costume Designer --- Jacob A. Climer
Production Stage Manager --- Alaina Taylor
Stage Manager --- Betty Hong Yiu Tung
Graphic Designer --- Michael Solomon
Webdesign --- Joseph Varca, Speakvolume
Marketing and PR --- Katie Rosin, Kampfire Films Marketing

Hey guys!

Come to a very very fun fundraiser for my new play Bloody
Mary. All you can drink Pravda vodka and...it's only 12
dollars. Cheap!

THIRD MAN PRODUCTIONS & the cast and crew of
BLOODY MARY
Location: LoveJulien Studio
95 Ave. B (bet. 5th & 6th st.), New York, NY View Map
When: Saturday, April 15, 9:00pm -
Sunday, April 16, 12:30am
THIRD MAN PRODUCTIONS, PRAVDA VODKA, and the
cast and crew of BLOODY MARY, A Comedy of Tragic
Proportions, want to give you FREE DRINKS. Join us on
Saturday April 15th at LoveJulien Studio at 95 Ave. B for an
OPEN BAR from 10pm to 12:30am. PRAVDA VODKA will
provide complimentary cocktails and we'll provide the
music, friends and fun. $12 donation at the door.

the teaser...
While we all enjoy a lazy afternoon setting insects on fire
with a
magnifying glass, only one monarch loved to do it again.
And again. Except
to people. And all in the name of love.

Her name was Mary--Bloody Mary.

Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Elizabeth I, Katharine of Aragon
and thousands of
Whores, Princes, Monks, Jews, Heretics, Doctors, and
even his Holiness in
Rome gather in a dizzying blend of epic history and genuine
smut, the likes
of which hasn't been seen since Bob Guccione's Caligula.
Except funnier,
and with slightly less live sex.

Bloody Mary...live the magic.

BLOODY MARY, A Comedy of Tragic Proportions, is a
brilliantly funny historical comedy written by RACHEL
SHUKERT, directed by STEPHEN BRACKETT, performed
by JEFFREY ADDISS, ADAM ARIAN, JAMES RYAN
CALDWELL, SAM FORMAN, EDI GATHEGI, COLIN
GILROY, CHRIS HALE, VAN HANSIS, JO HUDSON,
MADELEINE MABY, EVAN SHAFRAN, KRISTIN
SLAYSMAN, DANIELLE STREISAND, ALLISON TIGARD,
IAN UNTERMAN, REGINALD VENEZIANO, AUDREY
LYNN WESON, RAINA WILDENBERG
Produced by CORMAC BLUESTONE IAN UNTERMAN and
THIRD MAN PRODUCTIONS at:

**CLEMENTE SOTO VELEZ CULTURAL CENTER 107
SUFFOLK STREET from APRIL 21-MAY 13 WED-SUN
8PM.
++++Buy your tickets before April 15th with the smarttix
code "bm15" for $15 at $& or
212-868-4444!!!!!
See you Saturday!

EXCELLENCE IN PARTYING ALERT!

Reginald Veneziano, Ian Unterman, Rachel Shukert, Stephen Brackett, Cormac Bluestone, Lauren Kincheloe and the entire cast and crew invite you to celebrate and support the upcoming production of Rachel Shukert's comic masterpiece "BLOODY MARY". Join us MONDAY MARCH 20th starting at 9pm at MANNAHATTA LOUNGE, 316 BOWERY @ BLEEKER, for cocktails and hors d'oeuvres.
The play that rocked the Williamstown Theatre Festival's workshop in the summer of '04 is back and better than ever. Bloody Mary is a hilariously twisted play about Princess Mary, Daughter of Henry VIII, and her rise to power. This epic historical comedy by RACHEL SHUKERT, directed by STEPHEN BRACKETT, will be produced by THIRD MAN PRODUCTIONS at the CLEMENTE SOTO VELEZ CULTURAL CENTER, 107 SUFFOLK ST. WED-SUN 8PM APRIL 21- MAY 13 (no show Sun. April 23). The cast includes some of the most exciting young actors in New York including: IAN UNTERMAN, AUDREY LYNN WESTON, VAN HANSIS, REGINALD VENEZIANO, JEFF ADDIS, EDI GATHEGI, MADELINE MABY, JAMES RYAN CALDWELL, MAGGIE LAUREN, COLIN GILROY, REINA WILDENBURG, EVAN SHAFRAN, CHRIS HALE, JOELLEN WILLIAMSON AND SAM FORMAN.
This incredibly talented group of theatre artists are producing a truly original piece of theatre but they need your support!! We are suggesting a $12 donation from our guests. We will provide hours d'oeuvres and drink specials as well as music, dancing and all around fabulous, attractive, charming, talented young theatre types who will no doubt grow more wonderful with each drink you buy them.
I know that this message will reach many people who cannot make it on March 20. We would still love to have your support. If you can, please send a contribution or contribute online by going to www.thefield.org/ctaa.htm and entering Third Man Productions and Ian Unterman as the sponsored Artist. Every little bit helps. ALL CONTRIBUTIONS THROUGH THE FIELD ARE TAX DEDUCTIBLE.
BUY YOUR TICKETS AT smarttix.com FORWARD THIS INVITE FAR AND WIDE, WE REALLY WANT TO SE YOU THERE!!

I have a new story up on Nerve.com if anybody is bored.

It's called "I MARRIED AN ALIEN"!!!

Check it out www.nerve.com

Alert to the incomparable Shaun Fillion!!! Have received your message, Shaun Fillion!!! Cannot contact you! Please send email, Shaun Fillion!! Shaun Fillion!!!

In case you missed them, here are some of my favorite press quotes from our recent production of "Sequins For Satan"!!!

"fundamentally very, very, odd--in a good way"
---NY Blade

"enjoyable...demonic divatude"
---Gridskipper

"wild, hilarious, uncategorizable"
---L Magazine

"always reliable"*
---New York

*to do what, we wonder?


In other news, I will be performing at SMUT at Galapagos on Monday, March 6th, hosted this time by the very able Michael Cyril Creighton.

Stay tuned for BLOODY MARY!!!!! COMING SOON!!!!

Hallowed friends--

It's possible to have an all-Rachel weekend this weekend, if you think you can take it. Can you? You tell me.

Friday night, at 8pm, catch a performance of my world-famous critical smash Sequins for Satan at Galapagos at 8pm.

Saturday night, catch me in CATCH, a performance series featuring many emerging and fully lucid artist at 7pm OR 9pm.

also at Galapagos. I can't leave.

And where is this place, I hear you cry. Weep no more, fair ones. I shall tell you.

Galapagos is located at 70 N.6th Street, between Wythe and Kent. Simply take the L train to Bedford Avenue, take a right on N.6th, and walk until you're there. There are drinks and friends and even and ATM machine. Just come.